Bon Voge

Well they're gone... yup .. my aunt and cousin were putting up in my place for the past two and a half week's or so.... and they left this morning... couldn't see them off because i had to work... the house is all quite and all my other relative's have left as well... miss em....!!!

One of the Many Unexplainable Thing's in life

I live at home with my mom and sis... that make's it the three of us...!!!
I Have a grand total of nine toothbrush's in my toilet at home....?????
Care to expalin.... ???? how many toothbrushes do you have...????

i'm buggered...

Whoah...has it been that long long since i've been here... vwell i've been too buys ... for a while now... the new shift's atwork is a trial that only time can sort out..... And most of the free time i have will go to resting up....



With surreal tranqulity you sleep,
lost in a realm, of happy thoughts,
how i'd wish you'd take me there...,
where it is pure and untainted by lust's short coming's

The Thruth is Right here...!!!

I'm positive that a large number of men will agree with me and perhaps some women too... enjoy...


In the world of romance, one single rule applies to the men: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.
You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played. Here is a guide to the point system:

SIMPLE DUTIES
You make the bed (+1)
You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)
You go out to buy her what she wants (+5)
In the rain (+8)
But return with Beer (-5)
You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)
You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
You pummel it with iron rod (+10)
It's her pet (-10)

SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS
You stay by her side the entire party (0)
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a colleage buddy (-2)
Named Tina (-4)
Tina is a dancer (-6)
Tina has silicon implants (-80)

HER BIRTHDAY
You take her out to dinner (0)
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+1)
Okay, it's a sports bar (-2)
And it's all-you-can-eat night (-3)
It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colours of your favourite team (-10)

A NIGHT OUT
You take her to a movie (+2)
You take her to a movie she likes (+4)
You take her to a movie you hate (+6)
You take her to a movie you like (-2)
It's called 'DeathCop' (-3)
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)

YOUR PHYSIQUE
You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts (-30) You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-8000)

ENJOY THE 'BIG' QUESTION
She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) [Yes, you LOSE points no matter WHAT]
You hesitate in responding (-10)
You reply, "Where?" (-35)
Any other response (-20)

COMMUNICATION
When she wants to talk about a problem , you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned _expression (0)
You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)
She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-10000)

Promotion....

Wah finally got PROMOTED...... four years and nine months after leaving the army i get this letter today addressing me As LCP(NS) Michael mahinda Dedampe Gamage Ansley... WOOOOOO Whoooooo.... took them awhile huh.... Logistic's for the Logistic's Department was never they're forte.... .... And No ceremony somemore.... Walau... What Crap man...Imagine if we had a war We'll be doing paperwork for centuries to come....

Aching legs...

i ran my "so help me gawd route"... 1 hr 5 mins 2 sec... freaking boring run... soooo damn far... soooo damned bored.. no music as well... made things worse... at stu's now... Need for speeeeed Underground 2 all nigther... hahaha

The five people you meet in hEaven

Almost half way through the book but am already completely freaked out by it.Frankly speaking who choose's who you meet in heaven and is it all just about closure.
Certain things help to understand others but just set's one's long forgotten thoughts in motion.
Then there are the few that just completely freaks me out only because here you have someone a thrillion mile's away that managed to put exactly what i've thought about.... in the exact same words in a book... there's also the whole parent child issue where you can see obviously where your parent's have failed but you know you're almost destined to make the same mistakes with your own kids. Sooo much to say so little time to... In short who Do you meet in Heaven... someone you killed... someone who ruined your life... someone who saved your family inadvertantly saving your's... someone you truly loved with all your might and someone who suffered because of you.... But that's only IF you go to heaven.... Inadvertantly...